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Red Sox at Yankees lineups: If a tree falls…

You’d be hard pressed to draw up a scenario where fewer people outside of the sickos — that’s you — would care about a Red Sox/Yankees game. For our part, obviously, the Sox stink. The Yankees don’t, but they just lost Aaron Judge. Most importantly, of course, the Knicks are going to play Game 2 of the NBA Finals starting in the fifth inning or so. And yet we watch, because are we not alive?!?!
Caleb Durbin is up to fifth in the order behind Sonny Gray, who hates the Yankees, it should be noted:



